I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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