apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm always down for nudity.
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