am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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