Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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