On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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