Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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