question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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