Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
the day after is always just damage control
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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