i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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