I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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