one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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