who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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