that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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