her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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