im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
you made out with another girl for some wings
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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