Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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