I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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