I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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