I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
