the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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