So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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