I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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