only if we run a train.
done.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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