yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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