no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So vagazzling was a success
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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