you would pick up someone in the library
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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