drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Is Oprah even human
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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