i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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