she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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