How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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