OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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