yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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