Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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