1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Your dad touched me again.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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