Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This baby is an asshole
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
