My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
