Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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