I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
NoShamevember. You game?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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