I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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