I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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