he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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