Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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