Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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