She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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