Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
