no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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