normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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