it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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