My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
