$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Also, beer. Big fan.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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