We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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