I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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