id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
that's an acceptable place to lick
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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