is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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