piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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