the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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