i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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