Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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