Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We left the knife in your bed.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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